You don't REALLY wanna be here but thanks for the visit! Exit to the left, keep your arms in the moving vehicle at all times. Thank you!

Krystal Ramirez is my best friend and I wish I was as awesome as her

wlovepierce:

New StatsBritain tweets, you should really follow them!

(via carryonmy-assbutt)

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deanandsam-sexchester:

cumber-bitches:

cumber-bitches:

Saving family business.
Hunting people.
The things.

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more accurate than the original line

(via thekidsofwarandpeace)

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highgard:

Otherwise known as ‘How To Be Gorgeous At Any Age’.

highgard:

Otherwise known as ‘How To Be Gorgeous At Any Age’.

(Source: fu-ulan, via thekidsofwarandpeace)

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outrageouswizardofnottingham:

Its horrible that we live in a world where this is happening

(Source: crawfords-slut, via thekidsofwarandpeace)

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GUYS XKIT IS SO AWESOME

sinvraal:

ambiguous-ash:

bewareofsexydean:

you can install profiler

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and then go to someones blog and click this little doohickey

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and a box like this will pop up and you can set a name/nickname for them

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and then the name will appear in parentheses on their posts on your dashboard

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AND YOU WILL NEVER FORGET A BLOGGERS NAME AGAIN

WHAT THE FUCK THIS IS AMAZING WHAT EVEN HOW DID I NOT KNOW IS THIS NEW

Holy shit something for us old farts who forget who the hell everyone is when they change usernames!

(via thekidsofwarandpeace)

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angrykoreanguy:

kammartinez:

Author John Scalzi was on a roll this morning (currently 7:14 AM, 26 Sept. 2014) with a tweet he found from some guy sending out an “ultimatum” to women to “make a choice” between feminism and, well, men like him. So Scalzi launched into a truly magnificent set of scorchers, which I’m posting here for the delectation of people everywhere.

Also: I would like to thank that guy for setting the ultimatum. It makes finding a boyfriend so much easier when the undesirable ones wear a placard identifying themselves.

"The tragedy of that poor boy’s life is not the realization that he’s not the grand prize he’s assumed, but that he’s not even second place."

(via mr-egbutt)

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sakibatch:

hashtag-notdeaneither:

phangirlingoverdisney:

socially-awkward-superwholockian:

I don’t care if you’ve ever seen the show before or not but you need to watch this clip.

This is the best screw up ever.

never forget.

this kills the wayne

this is my favorite moment in whose line history

(Source: verdant-hollows, via mr-egbutt)

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quicksilvermaximoff:

just-one—more-page:

**1000** FOLLOWER BOOK GIVEAWAY!!

So apparently I seem to have a thing for reaching my next follower milestone BEFORE MY GIVEAWAYS FOR THE PREVIOUS ONE EVEN END. THIS IS THE SECOND TIME LOL.

This one is different from my previous two! The prize in question is not a book.

It is any bookish item (1) under $30 USD on Etsy!

If it is related to books in any way, IT COUNTS! (All the items in the pictures ARE under $30 and eligible!)

  1. If Etsy ships to your country, you may participate. Therefore, it is international!
  2. However, be aware that not all shops ship to all countries. So please keep this in mind while you are selecting your prize if you win.
  3. The $30 DOES INCLUDE SHIPPING. So keep this in mind as well.
  4. As this is in appreciation of every single one of my beautiful followers, you must be following me, just-one—more-page. I will be checking! (If you enter with a secondary blog, make sure there’s a link to it somewhere on your primary, so I can tell it’s you.)
  5. You may enter by both liking and reblogging this post! As many reblogs as you like are allowed. However, please be courteous to your followers, and avoid spamming them.
  6. Absolutely no giveaway blogs!
  7. I will be choosing a winner with a random number generator from the notes.
  8. The winner will have 48 hours to reply to me and actively start deciding on a prize item before I move on to another random winner.
  9. Please make sure your ask box is open! Otherwise I won’t be able to contact you if you’ve won.
  10. You must be comfortable giving me a shipping address. I promise I won’t do anything else with it!
  11. Because I’m not made of money, this giveaway will be going on much longer than my previous ones. It will end at 12:00AM EST on December 1st!

If you have any further questions, please don’t hesitate to ask! Now go forth and reblog!! FOR THE LOVE OF BOOKS!

[Some good Bookish shops to browse through for ideas (but of course not limited to): BoundByHand | freemoment | MauveMagpie | CarasBookishCharms | BrotherWorks | LittleLiterature | wayfaringart | TheStampinPlace | CoolBookmark | STCHandmade]

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odair-hofferson:

"Leave the saving of the world to the men?

I don’t think so…”

(via carryonmy-assbutt)

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wakeuplikethis:

60ibs-to-go:

I think I love this a little too much.

#HOWITSHOULDBE

#WHYDONTWEEXPECTTHATENDING

(Source: potentiallyinsane, via carryonmy-assbutt)

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So I recently noticed something about Tony Stark…

feelsofacatlady:

glutenfreewaffles:

This man

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never

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lets anyone

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drive him.

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He literally

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is always

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the one in the drivers seat.

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He has a chauffeur 

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that he drives. 

And then I realized…

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There’s probably

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good reason

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for that. 

That went from shocking to funny to depressing in the span of 5 seconds

(via carryonmy-assbutt)

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Me:*Watching Mulan* *Awesome drumbeat starts*
Me:I will not sing.
Me:I will not sing.
Me:I will n- LET'S GET DOWN TO BUSINESS.
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therighthandofdoomcpn:

boxwithlid:

livid-righteousness-badgers:

justdaps:

nahchillhomebro:

summonermedirby:

I don’t think people give Flash enough credit.

…………….my goodness

He didn’t just rebuild an apartment building.

HE FUCKING LEARNED HOW TO BUILD AN APARTMENT BUILDING. HE DID FUCKING RESEARCH. IT TAKES SEVERAL GODDAMN YEARS TO LEARN ALL THE ENGINEERING AND LEGAL CONSTRAINTS OF BUILDING A FUCKING BUILDING AND JUST DID IT.

This is one of my favorite flash comics. It really highlights how the flash doesn’t just run really fast, but can do absolutely astounding things. I remember reading this for the first time and having my head explode. 

Flash rules.

Flash is actually really freaking awesome.

(Source: ifuckinghatevideogames, via carryonmy-assbutt)

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