You don't REALLY wanna be here but thanks for the visit! Exit to the left, keep your arms in the moving vehicle at all times. Thank you!

Krystal Ramirez is my best friend and I wish I was as awesome as her

smartymartyfy:

my-patronus-is-obamas-face:

midget-banana:

hijackspace:

thehttydblog:

modern-hiccup:

Me and my sibling can go from

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to

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in like three seconds 

#MY LIFE

on a scale from disney to dreamworks what’s your sibling relationship

MARVEL

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I wish I had siblings

Same…

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iwanttorunwiththedoctor:

cas-is-my-mrdarcy:

fezzes-r-cool:

rollingthunderpouringrain:

theburningwolf:

mishabale:

O M F G  NOW IT HAS SAM TOO!!
dfkljdfhlksdjfglk
CAS WTF?? THAT’S YOUR SISTER!!!

I CAN’T EVEN I’M DYING WTFF OMG LOLOLOLOL

CUT IT OUT SAM, IT’S YOUR BROTHER.
CUT IT OUT CAS, IT’S YOUR SISTER. 

CUT IT OUT IMPALA, IT’S YOUR DRIVER

I’ve been looking for this. It’s return on my dash and I approve 
OMC I laughed so hard I started coughing

OMG CANT BREATHE

iwanttorunwiththedoctor:

cas-is-my-mrdarcy:

fezzes-r-cool:

rollingthunderpouringrain:

theburningwolf:

mishabale:

O M F G  NOW IT HAS SAM TOO!!

dfkljdfhlksdjfglk

CAS WTF?? THAT’S YOUR SISTER!!!

I CAN’T EVEN I’M DYING WTFF OMG LOLOLOLOL

CUT IT OUT SAM, IT’S YOUR BROTHER.

CUT IT OUT CAS, IT’S YOUR SISTER. 

CUT IT OUT IMPALA, IT’S YOUR DRIVER

I’ve been looking for this. It’s return on my dash and I approve 

OMC I laughed so hard I started coughing

OMG CANT BREATHE

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8 hours ago

We should have listened to Neil Patrick Harris.

swarley-daggers:

howimetneilpatrickharris:

its-theonewithcurlyhair:

I was just watching an old interview with Neil Patrick Harris and Jimmy Fallon in like 2013. Jimmy asked Neil if he knows what happens in the end, and Neil said “I do, death”

woah

Neil can see the future. It’s a known fact.

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How to tell how much of a Marvel fan the people in the movie theater are:

supernaturallygroovy:

shadowjumpingsherlock:

will-graham-willgraham:

cupcakeforger:

supergleefuldoctorwolflock:

Stage 1: Those who leave as soon as the movie ends

Stage 2: Those who know to stay until the credits for the extra scene

Stage 3: Those who stay until the end of the credits for the second extra scene

I’m a stage three. 

We all are

Stage 4: those who will stay until the ushers kick them out because they don’t trust marvel

I’m a stage 4. 

(via capslockapocalypse)

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8 hours ago

who-let-the-daleks-out:

thenerdgirlcometh:

I actually believe artists and scientists think very similarly. Complex, abstract thought? They both have that down. It’s all about where that thinking takes you after that.

Words cannot describe how much I love this post.

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8 hours ago

ilariaminions:

Dean peaking in your blog to tell you that you look beautiful today.

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9 hours ago
beckaford:

micahelizabeth:


“Eat” the damn Play-doh cookies.
Slurp the invisible soup.
Pretend that they’re not causing grievous bodily harm as they “brush” your hair.
Always be serious when asked what you’d like for dinner, and never say something silly like rabbit soup. Because they will go get their stuffed one off the bed, put it in your best pot, and fill said pot with water. Then place it on your desk.
Greet their make believe friends and ask how their day was.
Always kiss the teddy bear goodnight. It has feelings too.
Always pretend to die when they shoot you.
If you are having a fake war with them and you shoot them and they say they can’t die because they are invincible, you don’t shoot them again, because they are invincible.
Yes, their drawing does look like a butterfly, not a bunch of jumbled up lines.
Them pounding on the piano is the best thing you have ever heard.

THISTHISTHISTHIS

no but seriously it’s very important to a child’s development to not be shut down by parents and other caregivers

beckaford:

micahelizabeth:

  • Eat” the damn Play-doh cookies.
  • Slurp the invisible soup.
  • Pretend that they’re not causing grievous bodily harm as they “brush” your hair.
  • Always be serious when asked what you’d like for dinner, and never say something silly like rabbit soup. Because they will go get their stuffed one off the bed, put it in your best pot, and fill said pot with water. Then place it on your desk.
  • Greet their make believe friends and ask how their day was.
  • Always kiss the teddy bear goodnight. It has feelings too.
  • Always pretend to die when they shoot you.
  • If you are having a fake war with them and you shoot them and they say they can’t die because they are invincible, you don’t shoot them again, because they are invincible.
  • Yes, their drawing does look like a butterfly, not a bunch of jumbled up lines.
  • Them pounding on the piano is the best thing you have ever heard.

THISTHISTHISTHIS

no but seriously it’s very important to a child’s development to not be shut down by parents and other caregivers

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thegirldetective:

beyonceforbreakfast:

mallomallo:

gloomyteens:

gloomyteens:

when you feel your clothes fresh out of the oven

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OKAY SO I REALIZED I USED OVEN INSTEAD OF DISHWASHER BUT I KINDA FORGOT WHAT IT WAS CALLED AND USED THE NEXT BEST GUESS I COULD THINK OF

It’s called a washing machine

i think its a dryer like who would be feeling wet ass clothes

this post is a fucking train wreck

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daisyeriksens:

tumblr reacts to the how i met your mother series finale part 1

part 2

part 3

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mishagetsmekilled:

jerk-and-bitch:

wonderfloniumandfezzes:

a-bookworm-in-221b:

superblys:

obiwanlounobi:

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JUST IN TIME.

JUST IN TIME FANDOM.

ALWAYS REBLOG ON TUESDAY

IT’S A LAW

EVERY.SINGLE.TUESDAY.

It’s Winchester Tuesday, friends!!

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13 hours ago

The People That Born Between 1994 And 1999 Are Awesome Because…

marlicouriersix:

swing-in-the-sky:

demi-naynay-gomez:

thebeablefish:

maryyulz:

We already lived in two different millenniums

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We already lived in two different ages

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We already lived in 3 different decades

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We already passed through: 1/1/1, 2/2/2, 3/3/3, 4/4/4, 5/5/5, 6/6/6, 7/7/7, 8/8/8, 9/9/9, 10/10/10, 11/11/11

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And we passed through: 12/12/12

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We watched the “End of the World”

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And all that before turning 18!

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you made my life sound so exciting

And we spent most of it on the internet

Yep

(Source: your-generation, via carryonmy-assbutt)

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13 hours ago

retroactiveeurydices:

oxheadandhorsefacearedead:

retroactiveeurydices:

koalatea:

i dont need a boyfriend i need 12 million dollars and a donut 

12 million dollars can be used to obtain many donuts.

explain how

money can be exchanged for goods and services

(via kaalashnikov)

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13 hours ago

pressing:

i thought this was another long dumb post but OH MY GOD. just when you’re about to lose hope in humanity, something like that comes up..

(Source: iraffiruse, via shigeako)

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